Rebirth

This is the last time I am going to attempt reviving my terrible blog, I promise. This time, however, I wiped the slate clean and I am starting anew. Many things in my life have changed since my last post and I don't wish to be identified as the same person. I am now an evil villain mastermind, and in case you haven't realized it by now the new name is a joke.

I often times find myself looking around on the internet with nothing to do. Facebook can only hold my attention for so long, and that is the only thing other than porn that the internet is good for, so I find myself coming back to this blog once again. I know not many people may read this now -- I dont expect many to in the future either -- but I really enjoy putting my thoughts and opinions out there so that some jerk can come along and send me hate mail (trust me, it works. I still get hater mail from my youtube subscribers). I came back to this blog hoping to pick back up and go right back into things, but as I was reading the most recent posts, I saw that things had changed drastically. I am not an avid Eurovision follower any more. I've become a gamer and a pop-music whore. I traded in the cheesy horror movies for terrible television shows. I have... evolved into a much more awesome person, and obviously the only place left for me to go is world domination.

I want to be more current with this blog now. To try and keep to this idea I am going to have some regular installments:

Episodic reviews: Although my holy grail of television - RuPaul's Drag Race - has ended for the year, there are still a few shows I watch regularly. I am not saying I will have a review up ten seconds after the show airs (I have a job, you know) but with devices like Hulu and Netflix I can review stuff fairly quickly.

RetroSalad: The name is pretty lame but so are you for reading this so shut up. I want to take a look back as shows I loved in the past and comment on how stupid they are now. Then again, who knows? Maybe I was as cool as I remember.

Song of the Week: Every Monday I want to post up my pick for song of the week. They may not always be new songs that have come out, but I hope to at least keep them recent. If not, they will have to be really kick ass.

Memetiem: I will post random meme crap I find hilarious on /b/. If you are easily offended just... leave.

So yeah. I have plans. Can I follow through? Ehh. We'll see.