Monday, April 1, 2013

Drag Race Season Five Winner LEAKED [April Fools]

That's right. You heard it here first. Drag Race's queen has been leaked to the internet. How do I know for sure? I true gentleman never reveals his sources, but I can tell you that this is pretty concrete. The winner is...


Serena ChaCha!

Before you cal me a liar, let me let you in on what happens. Next week's episode is the makeover episode famous for bringing back an eliminated queen to try her luck again. This time, the judges for some odd reason felt that Serena, famous for having some of the most harped on runway looks of all time, needed a second shot. And she brought it.

Not only does she win the makeover challenge by turning her gay vet into a bedazzled sight to behold, she also goes on to win yet another challenge landing her in the top three. She claims to have learned form her mistakes and trained harder at her craft than Shangela in the few short weeks she was absent.

"She just didn't give up," says my source who wishes to remain anonymous. "She stayed in California instead of going home and perfected her look. She kept in touch with Michelle [Santino to this day doens't like her] and kept her updated. As a leap of faith, Michelle stuck out her neck for her and got her back. Sometimes having friends in high places can pay off!"

Let it be known that today, April 1st, 2013, I GaoSalad got the biggest scoop of the year!

Also, April Fools.

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