Sometimes I wonder why they have a final three episode any more. I mean we all know the winner won't be announced until the reunion, and that isn't even the next episode they are going to air. I guess we gotta have a reason to show Ru's new video, so we might as well get this party started.
Roxxxy is being whiny again. Go figure. She starts saying that Jinkx doesn't deserve to be there. Please just get over it. I personally don't think Roxxxy deserves to be there. My opinion. Ah well. They go back into the work room and Alaska and Roxxxy have notes from Detox. Obviously she wasn't gonna leave Jinkx one, so why was everyone surprised?
Instead of Ru coming in to tell them about the main challenge for this week, we get the fabulous Ms. Michelle Visage. But did we really need someone to tell them what they would be doing? It's the same every year, just change the song. This year it has a courtroom theme. They are going to have to act some stuff out, too. Why not hand the money over to Jinkx now?
First up is the choreography. Apparently they are gonna have to dance in front of a fan? Roxxxy had it down pat and Jinkx caught on quick, but Alaska just didn't get it. It was amusing, though.
If this isn't sex appeal, I'll never figure out what is. |
The girls each get a one on one with Gloria Allred, a big name lawyer so they can get their case down to defend themselves on the runway. First up, Alaska gets put on the spot again. This is getting to the point where Im feeling bad for her. Gloria thinks Alaska may not believe in herself. Roxxxy goes up next, and is ripped a new asshole by Gloria. She calls her on her pageant bull and tells her to get real. She admits that she was going to quit before she got on the show, but didn't because... well she doesn't exactly explain. And she goes on to say that the others suck because she's better. Gloria advises her not to be bitchy about it, but knowing who is saying it, we will have to see. Jinkx is pretty against trash talking, and that's about all we see of her with Gloria.
As for the Ru dinners, we get to see Jinkx first. Ru always digs into their lives and this is no different. Jinkx explains that her mother was an alcoholic. She explains that her comedy comes from a dark place, and that the reason she drags as an older character is because she's disconnected form her childhood. Alaska's lunch is second. Ru jumps right in asking about how she would feel winning the season right after Sharon. She also admits that she is terrified of dying and leaving all her loved ones behind. It was a bit touching, if not a bit off-putting. Roxxxy's dinner comes down to her saying she's fat and that's why she should win.
Again this year they decide on a light lunch of tic tacs. |
In the courtroom scene, they are all set to be all three characters, but at different times. Not sure how this is going to work in editing. Perhaps the best one for each role will be chosen? Who knows. Judge Rudy is presiding. First up, we get a great laugh from Alaska's defense attourney, with the deep voice and red hair. The second round is ruled by Jinkxy, with her defendant. The last round was another big Alaska scene. What was pretty obvious was Roxxxy's flat performances in all three.
What is also pretty obvious is this upcoming courtroom spinoff. |
It's time for the final runway!
Roxxxy is first. I really like her dress. She had a reveal, of course. Her hair looks pretty bad though.
Jinkx looks like a goddess. or a new-age Disney Princess. Either way I am loving this look on her. This has to be one of my favorite Final Three looks.
Alaska comes out with some BIG hair. The dress is perfect for a final runway, makeup is spot on, and her booty be huge.
In case you haven't caught on yet, I'm team Jinkx. |
Again, they are going to do a three-way lip sync. Why do they have to do this crap again? We just wanna know who won. I guess a few bad apples spoiling the show ruined it for everyone.
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