Ru Paul's Drag Race - DILFs

This week, I was a little less depressed about Willam not being on the show any more, and I decided to trudge on with the hopes that either Phi Phi or Chad will pull out a win and make it all better. Judging by the bombshell Ru dropped last week, it looks like this week is going to be one crazy ride. Anyway, on the the action. Bring me the daddies!

FINALLY! It is time to figure out who is coming back. I have been anxious all week. The workroom is a bit lighthearted as they find Dida has left them some cheesecake.

She SheMail pops up, and still no returned queen. Ru drops a bunch of prego hints for this week, as the queens look quite horrified. Ru pops in the workroom. Still no departed queen. STOP TEASING ME SHOW.

And it's Kenya. Not bad, I guess.

Not Willam or Princess, but it will do.

For the mini challenge, they have to turn teddy bears into drag queens. After a few Golden Girls references, we get to see the bears, which was a bunch of hot messes. Kenya won, but it really should have been Latrice. Dat bitch knows how to glue on rhinestones.

And with that, Ru sends in the dads. Dayum some of these are hotties. Pardon me while Latrice and I freak out over how sexy these men are. I got dibs on Chris!

Kenya tosses around some shade as she picks the daddies for the girls. She gives the beefiest guy to Sharon. CONSPIRACY! Ru also lets them know that these daddies gotta be pregnant too. This challenge seems to have taken a downward spiral for the... much less sexy. Tragic.

Latrice has trouble getting her DILF to tuck, Sharon's is crazy, and Chad's is invisible. Kenya has some trouble telling her man to drop the swag, which is hilarious to me.

When Ru pops in the room, he immediately goes for Phi Phi, telling her to drop his "It'll be fine" attitude. What is she supposed to say? That she's gonna screw it up? Latrice's Ru time was taken up by her DILF bitching about shoes or something. Mr Chad the magician with his tons of experience can tell just by bone structure that his dad will be a sexy momma. Sharon's continues being annoyingly weird.

Dear Ru, as funny as old men in drag for the first time doing strip teases sounds in theory, I'm pretty sure it just wont work out in reality. Please don't. Just don't.

 

Not sexy. Ever.

It seems a bit pointless to go into the particular drama because these guys won't be here next week. For the most part, it is your typical "I'm a macho man not a homo" type attitude... Except for Latrice and her Rick James mamma.

So I blink and Chad freaks out. Sharon's dad decides to get an attitude with her, and Chad is not one to take something sitting down. Hilariously enough, when the guy goes to get help from Sharon, she tells him to shut up.

Oh my GOD get me to the runway. Santino is here again. The night will be fabulous, obviously.

First up. Wait. Its a montage of the strip teases. I'm not sure what I'm watching, but I don't see sexy anywhere. Not anywhere at all.

First up for real, Latrice and "Sharelle". They do have a similar look, and Latrice always looks amazing. His mamma was cute! Phi Phi looks adorable as usual with his mamma Gi Gi, who makes a great queen.

Insert 16 and Pregnant joke here.

Kenya and her mamma "Lil Mamma" don't looks like family and they don't look good. Period. Sharon's mom is Robin Mansions. Surprisingly he turned it out and didn't look horrid. Lady Samantha is Chad's mama. "Serving carnival pregnancy realness." What does that even mean?

After the judging, it is announced that Phi Phi wins the challenge, and rightfully so as she was the only one who actually looked related to her DILF. Now for the bottom, we are a bit saddened to see Kenya put in the bottom just as soon as she gets back. Latrice is put up against her for having a sister instead of a mother. For the first time, either queen that goes home will be really depressing. It'd down to the wire, folks.

It looks like Kenya is sent home, proving this entire episode to be a bit of a filler. Just like Carmen, she was brought back only to go home during a similar challenge.