Drag Race Rumors CONFIRMED

You're gonna hear this from me first. I have found out from a very reliable source (as in someone who works on the show) that there are some startling changes coming to the next few episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race. Are you ready for this insanity? If not, move along. If so, you'd better read!

1. There is no Snatch Game this year.
You read that right. There will be no Snatch Game for season seven! Go ahead. Look back at the mega trailer. Nope. None. Notta. Still don't believe me? Well the Snatch  Game has always been within the first six episodes, with it being the fifth episode for the past three years. Next week is our sixth episode, and we already got the promo to prove that it ain't everyone's favorite game! Think about it, hunties.

2. Ru brings back a contestant and it ain't Trixie.
We're bringing old habits back by bringing back an eliminated contestant to mix things up. Everyone thinks it's going to be Trixie but in a surprise turn of events Jasmine walks through the door to prove she didn't give up. She only lasts one episode before getting the boot again. Sorry bout it.

3. Violet has a breakdown and leaves
Violet Chachki lasts all the way up until the final three, but after Ru announces Violet has beat out Miss Fame for the last spot in the top three, she breaks down and admits the nation is going to hate her much like fans did Phi Phi and Darienne so she voluntarily leaves. Instead of allowing Miss Fame into the top three, she stands by her decision and still sends her home, leaving us with only a top two to choose from for the reunion special


Like I said, this season is going to be really different. For those wondering, I haven't gotten confirmation on who the other two top contestants are. Actually, I haven't gotten confirmation on any of this because it's April 1st.

APRIL FOOLS.

But seriously, where the hell is the Snatch Game?