Willam Belli Is Obviously Dead

Yup. You heard it. Willam, the funniest bitch on TV ever, and everyone's favorite hooker has been offed. Trust me -- It's legit.

According to this random nobody new site, Willam Belli has fallen to her death atop some mountain in Australia. Yup. "R.I.P. Willam" might as well be trending on Twitter because it is impossible to lie on the internet or even post something without any evidence or backing. The internet is always 100% truth.

Jesus, this article was hilarious. Not only does it look and sound completely fake, they also call Willam an actress, which is all good and well, but "she" does have a penis, which makes "him" an actor whether he plays a male or woman on screen. It's like they just pulled a random name off IMDB and killed her. Oh well.

Willam has posted from the grave on both Facebook and Twitter multiple times since her demise, leading this investigative reporter to conclude that even in death, his ghost is a fame-whore. A freaking hilarious fame whore. It's gonna be hard to watch Drag U and All Stars (cmon, we all know she was cast on it!) having to see such a beloved queen in the lime light after death.

The internet is a stupid, stupid place sometimes.